State v. Tryfonas

HENRIOD, Justice: Appeal from a judgment entered on a jury verdict rendered about a half hour after deliberation, convicting defendant of grand larceny by stealing a cow.1 Affirmed. The record, without dispute, reflects that ■one chilly night, a couple of Forest Rangers came across defendant and another in the hinterlands of Utah County’s Wasatch Mountains, with flashlights aglow, whence the defendant, cow carcass in tow, was dragging it off the trail, only to attempt flight after the Ranger’s flashlight impressed him of the importance of the dawn’s early light. So impressed, he succumbed not only to the torch but an impulse to yell to his companion, also in flight, to return because they had been caught by the Mounties. Other evidence, some real and some circumstantial, made it apparent that the jury was out too long and that State v. Laub, 102 Utah 402, 131 P.2d 805 (1952), — also a cow case, and the only one relied on by defendant, — might have had a similar odor, — as far as cows go, — but not a dissimilar pertinence. That case concededly affirmed a conviction solely on circumstantial evidence, where albeit blood was in evidence, there was no direct evidence who killed what cow, how or where. In the instant case there was not only direct and circumstantial evidence as to the personality and presence of Jack the Ripper, but there prevailed an admission of guilt. Defendant’s only point on appeal justifying any argument that the defendant was innocent under the Laub case is that there it was said that under the statute the State must prove not only an asportation, but [142] that defendant, to be guilty, must have killed as well as asported the critter. It must be pointed out that the killing in the Laub case was proven by circumstantial evidence, the like of which is stronger here than there. Defendant says “The threshold here presented is ‘When does a cow cease being a cow ?’ ” Our only answer to that is by asking another question: “When does a cow become a cow?” and we hesitate to cross that threshold before we come to it. We prefer to paraphrase Gertrude Stein’s immortal truism that “A rose is a rose is a rose” by suggesting that “A cow is a cow is a cow.” CALLISTER, C. J., and TUCKETT, J., concur. Footnotes [1] Title 76-38-4(3), Utah Code Annotated, 1953: “Grand larceny * * * (3) When the property taken is a * * * cow * *